MyUste being the Usual MyUste

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Well of course aside from the university-wide complaints it gets during the release of grades, I have encountered another problem with myUste. Seriously? Just when I badly need it! I’ve seen my grades change (after my 5.0 grade which turned out to be a non-failing grade at all!) weeks ago and I regret not having saved my grades for I have to have a copy of it and submit it for a UNICEF thing.

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Step 1: Yes!

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Step 2: Double yes!

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Step 3:Just what the f

And yes of course, of course, everything will go against your will and leave you hopeless at times like this. God, I’m screwed. In addition to that, I realized I have only attended two UNICEF events due to conflicts with my schedule, that one time my aunt had been hospitalized and the GUTS event where I got sick I can’t get up that I regret so much and I greatly suck at being a JVC but I want a position next year. I want it so bad and I’ve been telling myself it’s not too late but what if it is? No, it’s never too late until I’ve stopped trying! Yes?

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Why Insult?

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The hell you guys care. If a person thinks he/she is pretty, let them! To be honest, I would initially laugh at this but to make a big fuss about this photo? The fuck! Mind your own business. Confidence is beauty, okay. To whoever posted this photo of himself/herself, I’m sorry. I just can’t help but be disappointed with how close-minded people react on what. Let those negative comments pass by. You are beautiful and I hope everybody else will say this to themselves. To you, again, photo uploader, I have one thing to tell which I always tell my friends: “Those who matter don’t mind, and those who mind don’t matter.” And to whoever started this discrimination over one photo showing self-love, screw you, jealous bitches!

Public Toilet Etiquette

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Albeit my experiences with public restrooms that are highly nauseating if detailed, I somehow found difficulty relating to this Twitter post by Cesca Litton until I entered UST library third floor toilet cubicle number 2 left side of entrance.

This, my friends, is why disposable seat covers were invented. I never stepped on toilet seats not because I don’t want to leave marks like this or because I’m afraid I’d get diseases (which as far as I remember does not really give you STDs) or because I just love how beautiful my soles are or because everybody does it but because IT’S TREMENDOUSLY AWKWARD TO PEE IN THAT POSITION!!! How do some of these ladies manage to urinate in that situation is something I never want to learn. But please, for the love of janitors, stop doing this and think of other people using the toilets! And if you can’t help it, do this your own comfort rooms!

Paano Maging Effective na Bida sa Teleserye sa Pilipinas

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Sabi sa akin ng nanay ko, nung bata daw ako, may lumapit daw sa amin habang namimili kami sa SM. Kukunin sana daw akong commercial model kaso nalaman na babae ako. Paano ba naman kasi, yung gupit ko dati para talagang panlalaki. Pero tsaka na ako maglalagay ng photo ko dahil hindi naman yun ang subject ng post na ‘to. Naisip ko lang, kunyari pala natuloy ako, malaki ang posibilidad na artista pa rin ako hanggang ngayon. Malamang, bida na rin ako sa isang teleserye kaso hindi at mabuti na rin yun kasi ayokong makulong sa katangahan ng writers ng mga teleserye sa Pilipinas. Buti nalang talaga. Wow! Lakas maka-assume na magiging artista talaga. Hahaha! At dahil hindi nga ako ang nasa harap ng camera, ako naman ang laging nasa harap ng TV at para sa mga nangangarap na maging artista, ito ang ilan sa mga tips kung gusto mong maging effective na bida sa isang teleserye.

Kailangan naka-activate ang tear glands mo 24/7. Dapat lagi kang umiiyak. Kapag inaapi ka, iyak ka lang kasi wala namang magagawa yung iisip ka ng paraan para makatakas sa problema. Mas maganda yung iiyak mo nalang lahat. Kapag inaapi ka ng madrasta mo, kapag pinagtataksilan ka na ng taong mahal mo, kapag pinatay magulang mo, iyak ka lang. At kapag naman maganda yung nangyayari iyak ka lang rin. Walang lugar ang mundo para sa mtawa kailangan laging umiiyak para effective. Basta lahat ng bagay iiyakan mo kahit may naiwan na plastic ng tig-pipisong tsitsirya, iiyak ka para madama ng mga manonood.

Kailangan manhid ka. Yung tipong nasa likod mo nalang yung pinagtataguan mo ng sikreto, hindi mo pa rin nararamdaman at sige ka pa rin sa pagladlad ng mga bagay na tinatago mo sa bestfriend mo. Kasama na rin sa pagiging manhid, yung pagiging magugulatin mo na kahit nasa gilid mo na yung boyfriend mo,nagugulat ka pa rin kapag yayakapin ka niya. Kailangan hindi mo maramdaman na malapit na yung criminal na initusang kunin ka, o halayin ka o basta gawan ka ng kahit anong masama. Hindi ka dapat lilingon para may chance ka pang tumili.

Kailangan  at one point, magkaamnesia ka o kaya makidnap ka. Dahil tanga rin mga kalaban mo, kailangan may mangyari muna sa’yo bago sila makakilos. Kasi kailangan sa teleserye sa Pilipinas yung “When the cat is away, the mouse will play.” At kapag nakatakas ka na, o bumalik na lahat ng alaala mo, nasa ibang teleserye ka na at ang asawa mo ay inagaw na ng iba. Ang nanay at tatay mo ay hiwalay na at kahit anong mangyari, may isang taong tutulong sa’yo para mabalik ang lahat sa kung paano mo yun iniwan at siyempre, laging yun ang ending tapos iiyak ka na naman dapat.

Siyempre, lahat ng yan ang nagbubunga sa principal talent na dapat meron ang isang bida at yun ay ang pagiging tanga. Hindi ko na kailangang magpaliwanag. Hindi naman mahirap magpakatanga lalo na sa pag-ibig… Chos!

Yan ang lahat ng mga kinakailangan mong gawin pero may isang bagay na hindi mo dapat gawin.

Hindi ka dapat umarte nang maayos. Dapat maging pabigat ka sa set na tipong pilit nalang yung ipapalabas kahit hindi maganda kasi pagot na yung crew. Yung tipong yung iyak mo hikbi lang, walang luha. Yung awkward yung mga kilos mo. Dapat nabubulol ka rin. Basta wag mong galingan, swak na swak ka na sa bida role!

Ayan na ang mga tips na sana makatulong sa inyo. Basta sundin niyo lang yan, tiyak na pasado na kayo sa panlasa ng mga batang hindi makatulog sa hapon, mga nanay na walang magawa habang namamalantsa at mga yaya na sinasamantala ang pag-oopisina ng mga amo!